The Frenemy.: No, Really, I'm Awkward. →
You ever get that obnoxious person who you casually mention ‘haha yes I’m very awkward’ to and they puff up their chest like a college-educated rooster and go ‘BAHAHA you’re not AKWARD BLARGH GAR ARF?’ It’s like, bitch PLEASE I am not saying this because I get enjoyment or some sort of cookie…
Alright, this accurately describes every aspect of my life